THANK YOU JENNI HERD
that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves
stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show
lets get it there
-finally does laundry-
-never puts away laundry-
-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-
Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.
i just want to hug all of them
Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.
HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS
put shorts on
put legs in one leg hole
pull up and on to shoulder
And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow
NEVER forget to accessorize
UPDATE: Put on 2 Pairs of shorts to make a fabulous double sleeve!
oh holy shit.
are you kidding me
This is Scout and Scooter. They are 10-12 weeks old Australian Shepherd/Huskies. Scout and Scooter were dropped off as strays at the Lewisburg Animal Shelter in Lewisburg, Tennessee on January 31st. Tennessee state law requires that stray dogs are held for 3 days before they are available for adoption. These young boys were put up for adoption on February 4th, but have yet to be saved. Their euthanasia date is February 12th, that is if they aren’t not adopted by then by an individual or rescue.
Please help to spread the word for these animals that are in need of a loving and caring home that these puppies so rightfully deserve. Reblog, share the links, tell your family and friends, because it could be save their lives. IF YOU LIVE IN THE LEWISBURG, TENNESSEE AREA OR CLOSE, PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO SHARE AND/OR REBLOG.
ALSO: To the kind soul that may decide to adopt them, thank you :)
I just saved an entire week worth of science class.thank you tumblr
spiders are not insects though
The more you know
I would die if spiders got any bigger than they are 😳
If the world lost oxygen for five whole minutes, wouldn’t we die?
yes but this states 5 seconds
what the fuck did willy wonka put in that chocolate and where can i get some
Being a introvert is like being Robert Downey Jr. in your head
and Castiel in real life
this is the best definition of introvert by far
Best example ever.
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
I will never not laugh at this.
im very confused about my own look back video